A schmear of cream cheese and everything bagel seeds? Totally. Pineapple? Okay, sure. Avocado? If you say so.
But Bachelor Girl sent us a link last week to this hot dog balloon featured on Craft Gossip, and it's really testing the limits of what I consider appropriate hot dog condiment:

At first, I thought it was a heart-shaped hot dog with a ketchup kite string and a mustard middle. Even though I've never seen the sugar-free ketchup that the rest of the U.S. is apparently enjoying here in NYC, I figured a packet of regular ketchup here and there is no problem.
But then I realized that the yellow filling is egg. Am I being a baby, or is that objectively weird?
Ells · 761 weeks ago
Also, I used to make my own sugar free ketchup when I was lo-carbin it. Good and easy.
http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?...
plumpdumpling 64p · 761 weeks ago
Anyway, thank you for that recipe. It looks like something even I could make (and feel good about).
Bachelor Girl · 761 weeks ago
Hotdogs love mustard! Not eggs! MUSTARD!
Although now that I'm stopping to think about it, a dish of hotdogs and eggs does sound intriguing...
Research to be conducted forthwith.
Tracey · 761 weeks ago
But the hot dogs were cut up into little bits, and the eggs were scrambled, and the ONLY reason I even ate something so strange was because I was desperate one night when I NEEDED something low carb to eat, and I was out of breakfast meat to go with my eggs.
That ketchup belongs nowhere near the eggs, though, and I'm comforted by the fact that they aren't touching.
plumpdumpling 64p · 761 weeks ago
That's messed up.
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